Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
12/26/2016 at 02:17 • Filed to: None

Kinja'd!!!0 Kinja'd!!! 11

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an ”L” on her forehead

Well the years start coming and they don’t stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn’t make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what’s wrong with taking the back streets?
You’ll never know if you don’t go
You’ll never shine if you don’t glow

Hey now, you’re an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you’re a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

It’s a cool place and they say it gets colder
You’re bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water’s getting warm so you might as well swim
My world’s on fire, how about yours?
That’s the way I like it and I never get bored

Hey now, you’re an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you’re a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

Hey now, you’re an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you’re a rock star, get the show, on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change

Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn’t make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what’s wrong with taking the back streets?
You’ll never know if you don’t go (go!)
You’ll never shine if you don’t glow

Hey now, you’re an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you’re a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold


DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro
12/26/2016 at 02:22

Kinja'd!!!3

No


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/26/2016 at 02:27

Kinja'd!!!0

hugs?


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > TheHondaBro
12/26/2016 at 02:34

Kinja'd!!!4

So this is what I was doing when Kinja gained sentience.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > TheHondaBro
12/26/2016 at 02:35

Kinja'd!!!2

Smashmouth, Now performing at the foot of R’lyeh!

Hey now
You’re Cthulhu
Wgah’nagl
Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl Fthagn

* world dissolves into a red flickering soup of glistening soniferous madness*


Kinja'd!!! Sam > TheHondaBro
12/26/2016 at 02:53

Kinja'd!!!1

Stop doing so much coke and go to sleep, brohonda.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Sam
12/26/2016 at 03:02

Kinja'd!!!0

MY PENIS IS INSIDE THE 80s


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > TheHondaBro
12/26/2016 at 04:29

Kinja'd!!!0

Yes, I too saw this video.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > GhostZ
12/26/2016 at 04:36

Kinja'd!!!2

I didn’t.

*casually unzips cargo shorts*

Alright, let’s do this.


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > TheHondaBro
12/26/2016 at 07:49

Kinja'd!!!1

Smash mouth? Aren’t those the guys from Shrek?


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheHondaBro
12/26/2016 at 10:06

Kinja'd!!!0

How about no.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > TheHondaBro
12/28/2016 at 14:59

Kinja'd!!!0

why